"Yahoo’s"

 With the help of some members this "YAHOO" list was compiled:

 You know if your a Yahoo if:

• Entire wardrobe is station wear.
• Leaves shoes / pants next to bed at night.
• Corrects Fire Communications on how to dispatch.
• Photographs calls as "Service to the department or my community".
• Subscribes to ALL Fire / Ems magazines.
• Knows names of every employee at Sippies / Pantry.
• Has a directory of frequencies that makes the phone look small.
• Doesn't drink ( might get dispatched ).
• Thinks he/she is a firefighter.
• Argues with the chief about fire apparatus placement.
• Thinks a Fire Photographer equals the rank of Battalion Chief.
• Volunteer firefighter reject.
• Thinks they’re "in the know" because they behave a friend on the department.
• Knows every firefighters name/ thinks their his /or her pal.
• Make siren sound with mouth when responding to a calls.
• Knows everything about Firefighting / can't even pull a hose.
• Pretends he / she is Johnny Gage from Rescue 51.
• Is basically a Rubber-necker with a camera.
• Brags about cars getting out of their way.
• Wears a fire badge everywhere (even at home).
• Couldn't climb a ladder even if it was laying on the ground.
• Six boxes of road flares in trunk.
• Thinks red / blue light is "Get out of Jail FREE" card.
• Wears clothing with patterns depicting fire/ems scenes
• Responds to station for Tone Tests.
• Talks more on our radio than a D.J.
• Parks in driveway backwards/ might get a response.
• Thinks he / she can carry a gun if they wanted to.